tryllvester:

solarselection:

seahchel:

realitylapse-theminiseries:

One of my exes broke up with me in front of Popeye’s once.

Right after I bought her ass a 3 piece and a biscuit.

She made sure to eat that food before she told me man.

I’m mad I never fucked her.

I couldn’t get past the first line

I’m so distraught

No loyalty

(via 500daysofbased)

d-o-r-ia-n:

zannablack:

superlockedinthephandom:

sarajust:

taggedbooty:

offlcer:

♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

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TOO SOON

IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

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oh my god

FUCK

(via ruinedchildhood)

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